I resent Earth day. So I think it’s about time I had a good ole Earth-Day-Mirth-Day rant.
I resent Earth Day in part because I’ve been involved in countering animal “rights” and environmental extremist groups for over 2 1/2 decades and thus I am very familiar with both the green movement (and all of it’s predecessors) as well as Earth Day itself. This nouveau populist pap is a manufactured feel-good-bullshit day created by a bunch of ludite, anti-industrial marxists who perverted concern for the environment into a political cause to advance their own pet agendas and abrogate rights of free loving people around the world with one pseudo-science-crisis after another.
The other reason I despise the sentiment of Earth Day is because it gives all the lazy assholes who couldn’t give a flying rat’s butt what happens to that McDonald’s wrapper or the pop can they hurl out the car window during rush hour, an excuse to think because they ‘think green’ on and off a couple of times during the 18 waking hours of one day out of the year, that they are being environmentally friendly and responsible.
I have been involved in conservation and responsible use efforts since I was old enough to tag along with my father when he did the same. I am watching out for the environment every single day out of the year.
But these pompous, self-righteous, pretentious fuck heads more-often-than-not will curl their nose up at me when I tell them I actually hunt and fish rather than buying plastic windmills (made from oil byproducts) and synthetic clothing (made from oil by-products) and eating tofu (made from soy beans grown on land that could be used for habitat instead of growing their god damn tasteless bean paste), etc.
So every day for me is earth day bitches! Ya don’t like? Well guess what, on your precious Lenin’s birt… er I mean ‘earth day’…. that will now be my one day out of the year where I don’t do jack squat dick bupkiss, when I won’t stop to think about doo-wah-diddly-dip, and shall not think for a second about not making a big ass mess of anywhere I go!
In fact, I think I’ll take my gas guzzling SUV, drive a bigass long way tomorrow to go to public land, catch as many fish as I can stuff on a stringer, clean them right there in the lake and splay the fish entrails all over the futha mucking dock!
Natural? Ya want Natural? There’s a little bit of #($)@( “NATURAL” for ya !!!! that’s as #@()#($() natural as it gets mutha @(#!@#$@!
We got cattle prods for recalcitrant cattle like you. We are going to fix it you won’t be going to anywhere soon, no fishing no hunting as we will make most of the land off limits to humans you won’t even get to leave your habitat. Don’t like Earth Day.. hate the holy Earth Mother, go right ahead you heretic scum soon you dirty individualists will be at the mercy of the hive and you’ll get your teeth kicked in for your antisocial believes.
Thank you for such a gleaming example of exactly what I am talking about. Since you obviously are either just a muck-raking troll or missed the entire point, let me translate for you. People who need a ‘day’ marked on a calendar to be remind them to be concerned about what you call ‘holy Earth Mother’ (interesting choice of words – also see some of my postings on how environmentalism is nothing more than a re-hashed version of old absurd mysticisms akin to some kind of neo-Gaianism) would be the ones I would first consider to have a less than admirable view of that same Earth.
But if there is at all any level of seriousness to your post, you feel free to come after me with the intention of ‘kicking my teeth in’ or using your ‘cattle prod’. Just be warned that I am more than capable and fulling willing to defend myself against environmental nazis. So if you wish to risk using your prod and your foot against my skills as an experienced outdoorsman and hunter, you are free to try.
And ‘anti-social’? Kicking my teeth in, poking me with cattle prods. And I’m the anti-social one. hmmmm
Oh, and by the way – next time have the testicular fortitude to use a real address. I’m removing the url from your post as I have no desire to promote that environmental propaganda organization even though I doubt the sincerity of your post.