A married couple went on a fishing trip. The husband went out on the lake with his boat and equipment, while the wife took a nap in the cabin. Later that afternoon, the husband returns to take a nap. So, the wife takes the boat to the middle of the lake, takes out a book and starts reading.
After a while a game warden comes along in his boat and tells her that she is in a restricted fishing area. She says that she is not fishing, just reading a book.
“But, you have all this fishing equipment, so I will have to fine you.” said the game warden.
She replied, “Do that, and I’ll have you arrested for rape.”
“But lady! I haven’t touched you!” exclaimed the game warden.
At which she replied, “Yes. But, YOU have all the right equipment.”