Any time the conservatives try to scale back government social welfare, the progressive camp fires up the smear machine to try to convince the dupes in society that the cut backs are going to be solely responsible for kids starving and old people eating cans of dog food. (Yet they never point out that progressive programs such as these led to many people becoming dependent on the government teet in the first place)
So if any of our wonderful progressive leaders are truly worried that the constituents they and their cohorts on the left have put into a state of ‘government dependency’ are going to suddenly need to start living on alpo and tender vittles, send them a can opener so they can make them available to those in need.
The idea was inspired from the last time the progressive machine churned up this same nonsense back in 1995. Rush Limbaugh, speaking at the GOPAC meeting that year stated in mockery of the nonsense at that time:
“I want to welcome all of my fellow extremists as we sit here and plot the death of American seasoned citizens. And I just want to let you people know, I am taking it seriously. I went out and I bought my mother a brand-new can opener so she’ll have no problem opening the dog food.”
– Rush Limbaugh
So as the progressive machine fires up yet again for another round of propaganda nonsense, let’s respond with can openers for their constituents! For any interested, I started a group on facebook called:
Click the link and join up to show your support of the idea.
How to contact your representatives
Here are some helpful links to find the addresses for your representatives to help find where to send your can-opener today!
Places to get can openers online
There are many great sellers online that not only sell can openers but will ship them to the recipient of your choice. Amazon lists many and they do ‘gift’ based shipping where you can specify the recipient:
Or if you prefer American made, they also have Coleman brand starting at $0.01
Finally, I understand that the ‘Swing-a-way’ can opener is not only made in the good ole USA but even has an American flag on the package. So for those of you so inclined I offer one final link as a place to get this option for a few dollars more: